1999: – Mum it’s Saturday – a busy day none the less! We went to Chelmsford to get my 3rd ‘watch me grow’ photo taken,. Mum put my leather waistcoat on for this occasion and I proudly told everyone I was ‘mart’. I pulled my usual stern face during the sitting with the odd smile here and there. I actually thought it far more fun to very slowly dribble out the corner of my mouth, putting more force on it just as the man took the photo! Mum didn’t seem too impressed though. We walked through the high street to the swimming pool only to find it does not open until midday. Doesn’t anybody realise today is Saturday? People want to swim. We walked back to the car and on the way mum bought me a packet of milk buttons to munch on in the buggy and we popped into Zanzibar to buy some tapers and incense sticks. We then made a quick exit when mum noticed a lady walking around with a chocolate button wrapper stuck to her trousers! We eventually left town and got stuck at the traffic lights. Hold up mum, the lights are green, the right hand lanes moving but we’re at a standstill in the left. Mum. MUM. Those cars are parked! How embarrassing. Everyone behind was very patient. Well she has died her hair blonde……….
2019: My mums blonde moments are endless. There really wasn’t any hope for me. Having said that I’m definitely the more sensible one and actually have some common sense. But then again mum did remember to leave me a list of jobs to do today! Shopping and cooking were the highlights.
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